• Type: Senior Java Developer
  • Uptime: 10+ years (JDK 7 → 17) -> might use 25 soon in production!
  • Status: RUNNABLE (but blocked by Meetings)
  • Specialty: Converting “Urgent Fixes” into “Architectural Features.”

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I specialize in refactoring legacy code that everyone else is afraid to touch. I’ve survived the XML wars, lived through the transition to Microservices.

[INFO] If you want to talk Distributed Systems or why your Spring Boot app takes 4GB of RAM to say “Hello World,” hit me up.